I used to blog at work, but lately at work things have just been crazy! Get this, I come into work and IMMEDIATELY start working. Then, I pretty much work all morning until I go to lunch. Lunch is pretty fun. I get to eat, and sometimes lie down...and talk about things that aren't really important at all. *Sigh* Anyway, after lunch I come back to my desk and work, work, work til 5:15/5:30 when I leave.
Isn't that ridiculous? Work, Work, Work! I mean, it does make the day go by faster but because I'm constantly DOING things I don't have time to blog!! So, you suffer...and then because I constantly worry about people, I suffer too.
You may or may not know this but, it's Yom Kippur right now. Yup...the 'best' day of the whole year. Well, as part of this '10 day window/new year/why can't I eat yet?/why do I have to keep feeling crappy about the bad things I've done?' thing, I'd like to share with you some of my new years resolutions. To make this more fun, I've devised a game. 2/7 of these are real. Can you guess which ones?1) Become a stripper. Clothes are so overrated. Sometimes they're too big, and other times they're too small. Sometimes they're not warm enough or they're too hot. You have to pay for them, and you have to wash them when they're dirty. If I wanted to do all of that, I'd just have a kid! Am I right?! Clothes free is the way to be!
2) Start my own business. Jamie and I have a lot of tea. Between the two of us we have 10 different boxes of tea, and a few zip loc bags shoved full of various bags. We decided that we should open a tea house...possibly called Insani-Tea. Thoughts? To compete with the Himalayan Tea House in Astoria, we'd also have a Beer Balcony in lieu of their Beer Garden.
3) Cure Cancer. I'm sure it's not really that complicated.
4) Get married. Or at the very least get engaged. I don't think I'm ready, but I really want a nice diamond ring...and I don't want to have to pay for it myself (or beg my mom).
5) See people as they really are. You know, like...you're fine, but you're not perfect and I shouldn't pretend you are. It makes it impossible for you to live up to my expectations. Also, you smell bad and I shouldn't ignore that. God, seriously...did you bathe in garlic?!
or hang that in your closet?6) Be more creative. I just, like, have to create man...you know? Like, I feel this energy pulsing in my veins and it needs to be let out!! Can you, like, even imagine what that's like? It's deep. So frickin' deep.
7) Punch you in the face. Oh don't even act like you haven't been asking for it.
Easy Fast Everyone!
1 comment:
I vote for #1 and #7 as the real ones. Of course you want to be a stripper, and you usually want to punch me in the face.
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