I've probably mentioned it to you personally, and if I haven't, I don't claim any originality in this, but I do enjoy the blog: www.hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com a lot. I also came across a new blog, thanks to my AWESOME sister, Kate: http://stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com. That blog is called 'Stuff No One Told Me But I Learned Away'. Many useful lessons in there, guys. Also, many awesome pictures! You know I love pictures, right?
The reason I'm bringing these blogs up is because, I admire them. I find them really funny. How do these people come up with these GREAT jokes AND pictures? How do they get more than 6.5 people to read their blogs? (Though, I would like to say as an aside, that I apparently have 5 followers of my blog now, 4 of whom I don't know personally. I also got a comment on the entry about DEADMA from someone who I don't know. I will call this person my third fan. HI THIRD FAN! Thank you for reading my blog AND commenting on it! You are many steps ahead / many rungs above my 'friends' who I communicate with in person or via gchat or facebook or carrier pidgeon who can't take time out of their 'busy' schedules to read this blog and comment on it. THIRD FAN, you are a star!)
I really don't know. If I knew what was popular and funny I would 150 % say or do those things. I would mold myself into a product that people would like. I would lose my identity just for the sake of others' enjoyment. I would...
No wait. I wouldn't do any of those things! I'm not a sell out. Sure I'm a second away from putting ads on this blog, and right now I'm carrying an IPAD, and wearing jeans that look like they're from the salvation army but were actually $200 at a boutique in Williamsburg...and...I can't think of anything else that involves selling out off the top of my head. Oh maybe something with a kindle? But then I already mentioned the IPAD. TOO MANY CHOICES!
So what do you guys find funny?
Maybe I can just tell you a story. So a guy a Rabbi, a Priest, Jason Preastley, David Lee Roth, Method Man and Red Man, and Lynn Redgrave are walking down the street. The guy, who's just a layman (obviously, or I would have given him an official title like the Rabbi and Priest, or told you his name like Jason Preastley, David Lee Roth, Method Man, Red Man and Lynn Redgrave), slips on a banana peel. As he's slipping, David Lee Roth (jokester that he is...am I right or am I right?!?!?!), pulls out a smirnoff ice.
'You've been ICED!,' David Lee Roth says to the guy. The guy, whose face is severely scratched (he has bad reflexes and didn't catch himself before he hit the ground), takes the ice and gulps it down.
Then...someone knocks on a door nearby. Knock knock, the person says. Then she puts on a banana suit.
'Who is it?' asks Lynn Redgrave.
'A banana'
'A what?'
The woman clears her throat. 'A banana'
Red Man and Method Man get pissed at this point. 'HURRY UP OLD BITCH! WHY YOU TAKIN' SO LONG?!'
'Pardon me, but someone is knocking at the door! Wouldn't be rude not to answer? Yes, yes it would. Who's there?'
At this point, the woman in banana suit has changed into an orange costume.
'Orange. Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?'
In conclusion, I can't be funny on purpose. I don't know why I wrote this entry...but maybe one of you laughed for a second.
In another conclusion, would you guys want to attend an ICING party? At the party there would be cupcakes with icing on them, people would wear ICE (doesn't need to be real, duh), and we'd all ice each other. I'm thinking it could be a theme for my 25th birthday...but so far every person I've told thinks it's a bad idea. Is all my invitees not liking the theme of a party I'm going to hold reason enough to change my idea if I think it's funny? Is there a better way to word that last sentence? Man that sentence looks weird.
In another conclusion, hos can totez ice hos. I don't care what the F you bros say.
So what do you guys find funny?
Maybe I can just tell you a story. So a guy a Rabbi, a Priest, Jason Preastley, David Lee Roth, Method Man and Red Man, and Lynn Redgrave are walking down the street. The guy, who's just a layman (obviously, or I would have given him an official title like the Rabbi and Priest, or told you his name like Jason Preastley, David Lee Roth, Method Man, Red Man and Lynn Redgrave), slips on a banana peel. As he's slipping, David Lee Roth (jokester that he is...am I right or am I right?!?!?!), pulls out a smirnoff ice.
'You've been ICED!,' David Lee Roth says to the guy. The guy, whose face is severely scratched (he has bad reflexes and didn't catch himself before he hit the ground), takes the ice and gulps it down.
Then...someone knocks on a door nearby. Knock knock, the person says. Then she puts on a banana suit.
'Who is it?' asks Lynn Redgrave.
'A banana'
'A what?'
The woman clears her throat. 'A banana'
Red Man and Method Man get pissed at this point. 'HURRY UP OLD BITCH! WHY YOU TAKIN' SO LONG?!'
'Pardon me, but someone is knocking at the door! Wouldn't be rude not to answer? Yes, yes it would. Who's there?'
At this point, the woman in banana suit has changed into an orange costume.
'Orange. Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?'
In conclusion, I can't be funny on purpose. I don't know why I wrote this entry...but maybe one of you laughed for a second.
In another conclusion, would you guys want to attend an ICING party? At the party there would be cupcakes with icing on them, people would wear ICE (doesn't need to be real, duh), and we'd all ice each other. I'm thinking it could be a theme for my 25th birthday...but so far every person I've told thinks it's a bad idea. Is all my invitees not liking the theme of a party I'm going to hold reason enough to change my idea if I think it's funny? Is there a better way to word that last sentence? Man that sentence looks weird.
In another conclusion, hos can totez ice hos. I don't care what the F you bros say.
1 comment:
Is all my invitees not liking the theme of a party I'm going to hold reason enough to change my idea if I think it's funny?
Should I change my party theme (though I think it's a funny theme) simply because all my invitees do not like the idea?
That's my first (and probably best) attempt. and I even fixed it up a little after I typed it.
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