So wise

Another question is in! It's from the same person...

You all really need to get your act together and send some stuff in. A lot of you ask me questions ALL THE TIME so it shouldn't be too hard to come up with something to submit here.

My advice-seeker writes:

Dear Oh-so-wise Becky,

I am waiting for something, and I am SO impatient, that it may actually be killing me. What do I do to get my mind off it? How do I become more patient?

-Some Cute Name About a Person Waiting for Something

Dear Some Cute Name About a Person Waiting for Something,

WAITING sucks. It really does.

Tom Petty thinks so, too:

Here's what I would recommend. Watch that video I posted a few times on repeat. Then try watching this one:

And this:

Watching those three videos on repeat, should take about an hour of your time ('You're welcome' in advance). Once you're done with that, give this game a try:

http://greatgatsbygame.com/

(No. I don't think it makes any sense. Sorry?)

Once you're done with that, get a hold of yourself. Waiting DOES suck, but why waste these precious hours thinking about something to come in the future? Instead of sitting and listening to the tick tock of a clock, or Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok'

Why not get drunk, and pass out, so that you wake up in the future? You'll probably have fun getting drunk (at least I know I usually do...minus the time I cried on my 21st birthday...you people really won't let that go!), and time passes quickly when you're intoxicated.

All the best,

Beck E