! URGENT !

This just in:

Dear Becky,

I am torn between a caesar and a southwest. salad. which one for lunch today?

Regards,

Hungry for lunch

Dear Hungry for lunch,

Go for the Southwest salad. Corn and chips and other festive ingredients - should spice up your day! Besides, caesar salads, like regular cell phones (SMARTPHONES WHAT UP!), Hannah Montana, and dresses over pants (at least for me, personally) are so 2008.

Best,

Beck E