The letter B

There are 26 letters in the English or 'Latin' alphabet (I almost said 'American' alphabet...that would have been embarassing). I would argue, being named Becky, and being on blogger.com right now, that the letter B is definitely in the top 25 of those letters (suck it Z!).



Do you think ever think about the letter B? Or words that start with the letter B?

Have you ever, for example, thought about how things like Brownies and Bagels start with the letter B, and how those foods are delicious?



Probably not. But that's why I'm here. I'm here to help you Broaden your horizons. Let's think outside the Box, shall we? Let's think about all the the letter B offers us and how great it is! YAY! Now that I think about it, this will be a series. Today's section of the series Being:

Becky's favorite things that start with the letter B

1) Myself. DUH, you had to know I was going to put myself on here. You had to. And if you didn't know that, then why are you even here? You're wasting my time


2) Brownies and Bagels. I know, before you say anything, I know. Bagels and Brownies are Both SO awesome that they should Be their own numbers on this list. I mean, can a day go wrong if you have a warm Bagel with fresh cream cheese in the morning? If you're lactose intolerant, that last statement assumes you would have taken a lactaid pill...because if you don't, and you eat that bagel, and wolf down that cream cheese...uh oh. That actually IS Bad news.

3) Banks. I like Banks Because they hold on to my money for me and um...sometimes give me stickers or lollipops. Sometimes, like once a year, they even give me interest on the money that they're holding for me. Sure, it's about $.32, But that's still more than nothing...or do you not know that either?

4) Brian. You know, the dog from 'Family Guy'? I think he's kind of annoying But some people like him...and I am trying to get 'some people' to read this so...


5) Break Time! WOOOOOO! Give me a Break, Give me aBreak, Break me off a piece of that...ahem...yadda yadda yadda. Like you don't know where I'm going with this. Fool.

6) FOOL! Haha, Fool doesn't start with a 'B'. But you know what things are awesome and start with the letter B? BRACELETS. OH MY GOSH. I don't wear as many Bracelets as I used to (mostly Because I wear necklaces and earrings now and I firmy Believe that you shouldn't wear earrings, necklaces and Bracelets all together. TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH!) But that doesn't mean they're not awesome.


Dear Bracelets,

You look familiar.

<3Becky<3

My mom told me that if I wanted to pick up guys I should go up to them, in bars and tell them they looked familiar. Does this seem dangerous/very 1950's to anyone else?

7) Blogs! I LOVE BLOGS!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH, don't you?! (If you don't say 'yes' then we're not friends anymore. So, if you're looking for an easy way to not be my friend anymore say you hate Blogs and fine. We're done. It'll be like you were never Born to me. In fact, I'll go to the town where you WERE Born and find your Birth certifiate in town hall and rip it up and then the whole world, including me, and other Bracelet-wearing, Bagel-eating, Brownie-loving people, will forget you.

8) Bridges. They get you where you need to go, yo.
9) Bubbles. Haven't you ever noticed that I'm kind of like that fish in 'Finding Nemo' that just keeps saying 'theBubblestheBubblesilovetheBubbleshehehehe'?

10) Bread. I tried the Atkins diet once. It kind of worked until I woke up one day and ate my weight in rolls. Or went to Ecuador. Either or.


1) Beads. OH BEADS. Not to be confused 'Beets'. And 'I love Beading' shouldn't be confused with 'I love Beating'. I don't love Beating people. I do love making jewelry.

(hmmm...this looks familiar...)

12) Bars. Oh I wish I was at one right now. The Bartender would say something like 'What kind of Beverage can I get for you miss?' and I'd be like 'Well, Bartender. I don't know what kind of Beverage I'd like. How about a Beer? What kind of Beers do you have here? Bllue Moon?'


12) Bedtime.