Things I have been doing instead of blogging

Well, Passover is O-U-T OUT OF HERE! WOO!

What's that?

How was it?

Aw, that is so sweet of you to ask! I really appreciate it! UM...it was good. Yeah, really good. What's that?

No I didn't.

No I didn't.

I didn't say 'good' in that fake voice you use when things aren't actually good but you say they are because you don't feel like going into it.

No I didn't! Anyway, how were your holidays?

Oh awesome! What color?

Did you take any pictures?

Can you put them on facebook? Now that we have that convo out of the way, let me tell you why I haven't blogged in over a week (feels like longer doesn't it? I think so too)

Things I have been doing instead of blogging:
1) Not eating bread.

2) Or cookies.

3) Or bagels.

4) Wearing sweatpants. I usually blog at work and I only wear sweatpants to work on Friday...so it's safe to say that if I'm in a routine that involves me NOT wearing real pants (i.e. only wearing elastic band sweatpants) I won't be blogging.

5) Going to Funnecticut. I don't usually blog when I'm Funnecticut either. I don't have my own computer there and my family members get suspicious if I'm on their laptops for too long. I don't know why (*co(pornring...lookitreallywasn'tmyfault...I had no idea that if you clicked on that picture it would be you to that website)*ugh).

6) Celebrating Debbie's birthday! YEAH! It was Debbie's birthday on Tuesday so we went and did things for that like...um...getting a $10 well drink/I don't remember how much that cappucino thingy cost and...um...we watched '30 Rock' (don't ever go with a hippie to a second location)

7) Watching TV. OMG, first I saw this episode of 'Oprah' where um...she pretended that she was God and then she interrupted someone while they were in the middle of talking. And then I watched about 18.4 episodes of 'Made' on MTV...no more no less. AND um...old episodes of SNL and stuff. Oh wait, do I have to pay NBC royalties to have SNL mentioned in my blog?

8) I tweeted. Yeah, I'm all on twitter now...if you are, let's stalk each other! oh, I would give you my user name but I don't want just ANYONE knowing my everyday whereabouts, you know?

9) Shopping. UGH, remember when I didn't buy things for a while and then I wasn't spending as much money? Yeah, well...that time is long gone. Now I can't seem to STOP buying things. I've gotten four pairs of new shoes in the past three days! Granted, one was for a wedding, the others were on sale and can be used for work...but still.

10) Watching 'Rock of Love Bus'. I know I said I wouldn't watch it and here I am...watching it. To be fair, I have only watched a few episodes and I mean, I only watch it when nothing else is on. It's not like I DVR it. No, really. I haven't been DVRing it.

In short, I will try to blog more often. Luv u lots, k bai! xoxoxox