Things I like about Red Mango

Happy, kind of, Spring! Finally?! I don't think it rained at all this weekend which makes me THIS: ___________________________________________________________________________________ happy!

Since it's been warmer out, I've noticed a few things.

1) There are babies and dogs everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. I woke up this morning and there were 15 puppies and three sets of triplets walking around my apartment...w...t...f

2) I'm sleepy. You would think that all the sun and warmth would give me non-step energy but in fact the opposite is true. I want to be napping all the time.

3) I want a new ward robe. This always happens to me when the seasons change...I just get so tired of wearing the same thing, you know?!

4) I want to be drunk all the time. HMM...this might not be entirely related to spring...

5) I want to be eating frozen yogurt all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. Breakfast? fro yo. Lunch? yogurt glace. Dinner? Frozen Yogurt, please! Which leads in to my current blog topic:

Things I like about Red Mango

1) RED. I really like the color red. It is, perhaps, one of my favorites...you know besides blue, or purple, or green, or yellow, or orange. Did I miss anything?

2) MANGO. I really like the fruit mango. It's so delicious and...tasty. Can something be delicious and tasty at the same time? Does tastiness detract from deliciousness, or vice versa?

3) Low calories. Well, I don't exactly count calories...or even know what they are (something about energy, right?)...but I hear not having too many of them is a good thing. Red Mango is very low in calories so that makes me happy...um...

4) Delicious toppings. I love toppings. If something is good to begin with, and then you pile more good things on top of it, it becomes much MORE good. It becomes gooder.

5) Trendy. I am not a trendy person. Nothing I wear or say or do is trendy. I couldn't be trendy if my life depended on it. But, that doesn't mean that I don't want to be cool. And being trendy and being cool are kind of related. Because of my personal trend deficit, I have to explore other avenues to earn 'cool points'. Enter Red Mango. It oozes trendy, doesn't it?

6) COUPONS! Lately, Red Mango has been issuing awesome coupons. First there was the $1 off coupon, now there's the 'get any small yogurt with 1 topping for free' coupon. It makes me so happy!

7) Promoting positive self image. See below:

8) (I don't know why this is last but) Tastes good. MMMM! The balance of sweet and tart in the original yogurt is to die for. Not literally but, you know how it goes.