Things I bought today

Sundays are usually a pretty good day for me. Sometimes I run errands...which suck when they're happening...but make me feel AWESOME afterwards. Other times I sit in my apartment and watch TV all day with Jamie and Shane. Other times I hang out with my family...or friends.

Yes, I have some friends. What's that?

Yes, I might pay them. So what? I don't ask you about your business deals so why are you asking me about mine?! Snap!

Anyway, today I hung out with one my friends, Debbie. You might have heard of her. She's blogged for me before, and I've blogged for her too...and I've blogged about her. This is starting to sound obsessive...um...so...we went shopping in Chinatown and in Soho. It was really fun! The point of the trip was to get Debbie a purse for a belated birthday present. Keep that in mind as this entry unfolds.

I know I've talked about my shopping problem at length in here...but today I think I really outdid myself by buying AWESOME things that no one, and I mean no one, really needs. My mom would be so proud

Things I bought today:

1) Plastic flower ring. Oh yes.

figure A. the ring


figure B. what my fist would look like if I was about to punch you in the face while wearing the ring

2) Set of 4, plastic, Andy Warhol plates. They were only $1! I've always said that I would buy anything for a dollar so if these plates REALLY surprise you then you don't me at all...and that makes me feel sad. and then ANGRY!!!!!!!! and then guilty for having emotions...um...what?

figure C. the plates (not to scale)

3) 6 pairs of plastic button earrings. They were made in China but don't worry they're 'lead free'.

figure D. earring pack minus


figure E. earrings I'm wearing!


Contrary to my annoyed expression, I really am happy about this :)

4) 'Infinite Jest'. Debbie and some of her friends are taking part in this: http://infinitesummer.org/. Well, now I am too!

figure F. meant to convey how LONG this book is

Et finalement, la piece de resistance...

5) RED sunglasses. If you had told me when I woke up this morning (at 10, after going to bed at 4...WTF!) that by 4 pm I'd own a pair of big, red sunglasses I probably would have said 'what? sorry...I wasn't listening.' But then you would have repeated yourself and I would have said 'No way!'.

figure G. sassing it up on my couch <3

Look for this pic on myspace summer '09. Just kidding...I don't really use myspace anymore

In conclusion, it is 6:41 and I'm baking some chicken for dinner...but honestly, I could go to bed right now and be satisfied. Also, Debbie DID get an adorable plum colored purse and some hot aviator style sunglasses. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

bai!