'Top Chef' drinking game

HELLO HELLO. A 2 for 2 special! 2 blogs in 2 days! Step right up! Get your blog while it's hot!

I just blogged yesterday and here I am, blogging again. It feels good to not be so busy at work / to not care / to be doing something productive. Blogging's productive, right?

I did an SRS (simple random sample...emphasis on the 'simple' and 'sample' and not on 'ramdom'...because the sample wasn't exactly random) and determined that I should write about 'Top Chef' today. IT IS GETTING CLOSE TO THE SEASON FINALE! OMG OMG OMG! Are you all as excited as I am?

(Please note: The IDIOT chef from Michigan, featured on the bottom right corner of this picture, actually looks hot. Whoever did her makeup is a genius!)


In preparation for the last few episodes Jamie, Shane and I (see below) prepared a 'Top Chef' drinking game. It was written on a piece of 'MEMO' paper in the back of my planner and is currently hanging on our fridge. I think I can remember most of the rules, so I thought I'd share.

'Top Chef' drinking game (take one sip when each of the following things happens):

1) Jennifer turns Red (while cooking, while being outside, while talking, while talking about cooking...)


2) Kevin smiles with his eyes



3) The brothers get into a fight

4) They show Eli walking from a distance (aka Eli walking in a funny manner)

5) The male chefs wear matching white t-shirts w/ black pants, and sit in a row on the couch.

6) Robin talks too much.

7) Padma slurs


8) Tom spits someone's food out.

9) Toby makes a British comment (did you know he was British?)

10) Padma wears a onezie outfit that combines a tank top and pants via one piece of fabric (did you know they made onezies for adults?)

11) Michael Valtaggio curses.

12) Kevin tries to chat in the waiting room during judges' table.

13) The judges' table music comes on (BANG, BOOM BANG, BOOM BANG BONG...).

14) A chef makes a comment about cooking 'their food' (as if all the food they're cooking isn't their food?)

15) A chef messes w/ someone else's burner/pots/ingredients.

16) Jennifer cooks fish.

Please let me know if you can think of any more!! DRINKS AWAY!