Oh what a week!

...Late September back in '63. What a very special time for me...bla bla bla...what a night!

Well, that lyric doesn't exactly apply because the title of the post is 'Oh what a week!' but...it's what came to mind when I typed that out so...deal with it, kids!

As you may or may not know, it's 2011 now.

I know, right? I'm going to turn 26 this year (not 16, contrary to popular belief). How is that possible?

Anyway, yes. Another year is upon us.

Actually...I'm gonna go take a nap. BE R B.



No joke. I started writing this on Saturday and it's now Tuesday night. HAHA. I AM THE WORST. Or the best?

But let's talk about 2011 and some exciting things that have ALREADY happened in the last 11 days (an aside: Yesterday at work I said out loud, to my friends that are in the cubicles ADJACENT to mine 'Is today the 8th?' and they responded 'It's the 10th'...way to lose 2 days Becky, way to lose 2 days).

Things that have happened in 2011:

1) I got drunk! OH MY GOD! I love getting drunk! It's so fun! I got kind of drunk on New Years Eve (so drunk that Jason felt the need to text me, after he left the party, to say 'You're drunk'...really?). Let's look at the facts: party with limited number of friends + table full of alcohol (no exaggeration here...a whole table) + finally celebrating new years with Kristyn + did I mention the table full of alcohol? = obviously I'm getting drunk. If I do recall correctly...I didn't shame myself in any big way. AND NOW I can cross 'drinking absinthe' off my 'to do' list.

2) I danced! So...Jon and Jackie got married! I know...it kind of feels like they were already married to me, too. But, I guess they wanted to make it 'official' or 'technical'...or at least wanted to get some presents/moneyz. Let me tell you...I had a BLAST. First of all, Jackie blessed me (according to the Jewish tradition, a bride is really holy on her wedding day so she can give out blessings to people that ask for them...nothing officially...just freestyle kind of stuff) so now the rest of my life is going to be awesome. Second of all, I danced off 10 pounds (which I've subsequently gained back but 'bigger is better' is a thing, isn't it?). Third of all, I danced like no one was watching even though EVERYONE WAS, OBVIOUSLY, because I looked awesome. HOLLA! Fourth of all, I want my wedding to be like theirs...with NSYNC 'Bye Bye Bye' as the last song of the night...though...I will be wearing jersey knit, duh.


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3) I drove! GOD. I drove to Baltimore. To DC. To New York. Oh. I guess that's it. And I found parking right away...moving on...

4) I DIDN'T BLOG. ha um...

5) I online shopped (and 2/3 of the things I ordered came today!). WOW. Cute new shoes (omgz...ah. way cuter in person than they were on the monitor. that NEVER happens. 2011 - year of winning!). A cute new purse (with fringe - amen!). Coming attractions (the last 1/3 of the stuff I gotz): New wool coat!

6) I ate some good food...oh god. I eat really well. I really do.

This isn't interesting to me anymore but...HAPPY 2011 everyone. I have good feelings