OMFG-Z

Are you KIDDING me?! Today isn't over yet?! It just feels like it's dragging...man. A week ago if you'd told me that I would be BORED at work I would have hit you in the face, then drop kicked you, stepped on while you were squirming on the floor, hocked some spit-in-yo-face and then told you to stop joking with me because I was really busy. But now...

I almost WANT work to do.

I can't believe I just admitted that.

Anyway, I'm going to just keep writing until it's time to leave. I think that's the only way to make these next 20ish minutes go. by. fast. er.

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Today's been a pretty good day, despite the current boredom I'm experiencing. I got to watch John McCain on 'The View'. That was pretty funny. I mean, first of all he just looked SO awkward. Second of all, he used to be kind of cute when he was younger. NO? But that doesn't really have to do with 'The View'.

Third of all, despite his past good looks, he's an idiot. He said he didn't agree with Roe V. Wade, and he also said that he thinks Sarah Palin would be the BEST VP EVER. The ladies kind of tore him apart. And by 'kind of' I mean that they DID.

Elizabeth Hasselback is still going to vote for him though...awkward. Actually, young cute McCain and current cute Elizabeth would kind of make a cute couple.


What else happened today that I can tell you about?

I gchatted a few people about things that are of no consequence really. I talked to Debbie about pizza and things...and I talked to Erin about the Princess of Spain (it's her birthday! FELIZ CUMPLEANOS MI AMIGA!)...and to Josh about the cats >^..^<. And other people about other things. OH! And I found out that I didn't really delete my facebook baby, Jewish, after all. She was kind of dying when I found her...but I was able to cuddle her and give her new clothes and FOOD and medicine so maybe she won't hate me too much. I mean, she's only in kindergarten anyway... I can barely remember anything that happened to me before I turned 18 so maybe she'll forget about how I forgot about her. Thoughts?

HMM...it's still only 5:03?! MAN. UM...Kelsy e-mailed me some pictures from the dessert party which were super cute. Check out this funny one:
I don't know what face I THOUGHT I was making but...oh well. Still funny! tee hee!

UH...
what else can I tell you that will waste some amount of time?
Well, I'm going to the 92nd St. Y tonight for an event called "A Celebration of Maurice Sendak". Different artists like MERYL STREEP and DAVE EGGERS are going to be reading Sendak's works and performing. It should be pretty COOL.

I wore my special polka dot dress for it and EVERYTHING. Maybe I'll be spotted in the audience and someone will give me my big break! Not sure what my 'big break' would be exactly but no need to worry about that now.

Now it's only 5:11.

I can't do this anymore.

BYE.

I'll say 'hi' to Meryl for you all tonight when I see her ;)