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I don't really have time to write a blog entry. I'm working, working, working. As I type this I'm entering someone's credit card information into a list for a big event we're having at work. And I'm listening to music and answering the phone...and I'm looking pretty. I mean, I'm really busy.

But, I know that you want to read something and who am I to deny you what you want? What am I the author of this blog or something? Or GOD?! I don't think so.

So I'm writing, and writing more...here are some more words. Oh, and here are some more.

What's that?

I'm sorry?!?!

OK, WOW. The cursing is really unnecessary. A simple 'thank you' would have done just fine. But I can see you're not that type of crowd. You're hostile. Maybe you've even had a few drinks or are on drugs. I don't know. But wait, speaking of drinks...you have alcohol in your desk at work too?! SERIOUSLY?! WOW! I'm willing to overlook your profanity now that I know you're an alcoholic too!

Maybe you're a more VISUAL types and you'd like to see some pictures instead of reading this nonsense. You want to see some pictures? Do you? Do you?

OK, well that picture is of a cat. It's really cute. And it has a funny punny caption on it which makes me like it more. Oh, you don't get it? It's like frankincense and gold and MIR, you know those things from the Bible or whatever. But because it's a cat it says 'purr' instead of mir because cats PURR. You know?

And this is a picture of shuffle board. Shuffle board's a REALLY fun game. You can play it at bars and stuff...
I played it at a bar on Friday. And I made a new, cute guy friend named Johnny. No seriously...he was really cute. *sigh*

Oh this is good. This is iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. I thought of it because I'm having an iced coffee right now at work. The iced coffee I'm having now, though, is in a plastic mug and is with soy milk and doesn't have any logos affiliated with it...But anyway. I had some iced coffee from Dunkin' Donuts yesterday and it was delicious. I had it around 6pm though and then I couldn't sleep. Don't do that.

So that's a picture of Heather and I Eiffel-Towering Mike. I think that has a sexual meaning...but not in this situation obviously.


And this is a picture of the actual Eiffel Tower. It's so pretty, isn't it? Look at it blinging away...
And speaking of bling, here are some diamonds. Yeah. My birthday's in a few months so if you're stuck on what to get me and you don't have large piles of cash on hand I WILL accept diamonds.

Thanks in advance.

I'm outtie!