Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Debbie's Running For Congress!

Debbie is thinking of running for congress! Representative Carolyn Maloney from New York might take over Senator Hillary Clinton's post...meaning there'd be an empty seat in the house.

You only have to be 25 to be a congress-person...and the pay is $100,000/yr (I won't go into exact details but that's a lot more than what we make now). OH, and if you work in congress you don't have to work HERE so that's a big perk. With hiring freezes all over the place and no raises to be heard of working in Congress might not be so bad.

PLUS, imagine how close Debbie would be to Barack Obama! That alone would be amazing.

Debbie: Hey B (as in Barack, not as in Becky!). A few of us reps. and sens. are thinking of having a pot luck pizza bagel day. You down?!?!
Barack Obama: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Debbie: I'm representative Debbie Scher or New York's 14th District.
Barack Obama: Oh, right. Hi Debbie!
Debbie: Hi! So, pizza bagels?
Barack Obama: I'm actually lactose intolerant.

I don't know if he really is lactose intolerant, but I just want to make people aware of this very serious medical condition. CHEESE! MILK! I love you I love you! I'm eating cheese...and I'm singing...with my dad...hi dad...I love you! I love you! That's a reference to 'Elf' again. I'm still not over it, apparently.

I told Debbie that I want to be on part of her team, should she get elected.

As what? you ask.

LOGO/POSTER DESIGNER. I know! How cool would that be?!? I'll use this blogging time to share some of the ideas that I have with YOU. ENJOY!

1) For the hipsters:


2) For the celebrity conscious:



3) For EVERYONE (because he's awesome!):


4) For the children:



check back tomorrow!

2 comments:

Jason said...

A couple of things, as Debbie's CoS I have to sign off on your hiring, so not so fast my friend.

1)All posters should have "DEBBIE!" on them. (the exclamation point is for legislative awesomeness)

2)We are using the font I used in designing my never produces Mets We Can t-shirt. Its like Obama's font except cheaper.

3)Lastly, you need to a desing a bumper that says DEBBIE! like Obama but cheaper!

Get to work

Erin Elan said...

becky, you are insane. jason, there's a typo in your comment. wait, two, and i'm not counting capitalization, since i think that's for chumps.