REALLY? is this actually happening?!

I knew that I would, kind of, be tired today. I went out to celebrate Kate's birthday last night (WOO! Josh came and we had Chinese and then saw 'Slumdog Millionaire' and then got a drink! It was really fun. I think Slumdog Millionaire might even be the best movie of the year ;)) and didn't get home until 12...or to sleep until 12:30 or 1. That might not seem SO late to you but I am a bit of an old lady...and I normally try to be asleep by 11. When you wake up at 7, that extra hour and a half really can make all of the difference.


(This looks just like, except for the hair, face and wedding ring...and laptop. So this girl is just a bitch.)

But, I didn't know how badly my day could or would actually turn out. After I snoozed twice, I looked outside and saw that it was snowing. SNOWING? HM...I don't remember it saying that it was going to snow today...but then again I didn't check the weather report so that makes sense.

I put on my (f)UGGZ, my orange pom-pom hat (have I told you all about this hat? I am seriously in LOVE with it!) and got ready to go to work. My ipod had decided to freeze itself so I couldn't upload the new songs that I had downloaded but I didn't think that was such a big deal. Stuff like that just happens sometimes...

I took to the streets and arrived at the subway in no time. I mean I live JUST around the corner sooo...I'm awesome. I noticed a woman hugging onto the railing and going down the stairs very slowly. VERY slowly.


" C'mon Lady! I ain't got all day over here!" I yelled at her in my thick New York accent. Just kidding, I didn't say that. But I thought it...

And then, WHOOSH! BAM! THUD! I fell down the stairs, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR stairs...right on my butt. I was shocked.


"Are you alright?" the slow woman asked me.
"SHIT! OW! I mean, yes!" I replied to her. OW...I was in pain. I got up, somehow, and waddled down the rest of the stairs...terrified that I would fall again. But I didn't, and I got on the subway. The ride passed quickly, which was nice...and then it was back out to the streetz with me.

I slipped another four times on the way to work (apparently (f)UGGZ don't have ANY traction, so if you're thinking of wearing them on a snowy or rainy day in lieu of silver rain boots I would say 'PLEASE! DON'T DO THAT!') but made it to my desk without another fall.


My butt really hurt, though and I was kind of freaked out. I mean, who likes to lose control like that when they're all alone? I probably, were it not for that woman, could have slid down all the stairs and sat in a pile of my own blood without anyone offering to help me. Queens is rough. I'm still convinced the slow woman probably only turned around to look at me and ask if I was OK because she was afraid I would keep going and topple her over. It was survival thing.


Well then, the day just kept getting worse. My butt continued to THROB so I went downstairs and made myself an ice pack...which leaked onto my seat and my skirt...

Then I spilled white out on my desk, keyboard, skirt (my poor skirt! how much can one skirt handle?!), and my right thumb nail. I can't seem to get it off my thumb nail...

I received some annoying news via gchat, which soured my already sourpuss mood...

And then, I found out, that the microwave panini I had brought for my lunch had cheese on it...and since I had no lactaid pill with me that meant that I couldnt' eat the sandwich without feeling really ill later on. But since I have plans to go out for drinks later on I didn't want that to happen so...I ate bread, a cup of cheerios and some WISE tm. Onion Rings for lunch.

Now things seem to have cooled off and I'm hoping that a few margaritas tonight will help improve my mood...but SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?! IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?! Did I actually fall on my butt, spill white out on my skirt and keyboard, get my skirt wet to the point where it looked like I peed on myself and then also get dramatic/annoying news in gchat?!

I guess so.

DC TOMORROW!