Things I like about air conditioning

Hello! I don't think a long intro is really necessary for this entry. I'm going to get to the point, right away. I found out some really great news yesterday: we're getting air conditioning in my apartment!

I KNOW! I'm SO excited too!




No more profuse sweating at night (I think it's wrong to sweat at night unless you're drunk or at a dance club or going through menopause), No more sitting in front of the fan in the middle of my getting-ready-in-the-morning-routine because I'm too hot, No. More. Drama (no more drama in my lifffeeee-you know, like that Mary J. Blige song?)

In honor of this GREAT DAY in MY history, I'm compiling a list of things that I like about air conditioning:

1) Cold.



2) Cold.


3) Sweat-free.


4) Cold.


5) Awesome.



6) Ice cream. Oh wait, I don't think this belongs here. Though...I do really, REALLY like ice cream.



7) Dull noise. Dull noise can be soothing, can't it? For example, the sound of me talking. Doesn't that sooth you?

Hello?

Hello?!?!?



Fine! BYE!