I'm BACK!

Well, let me tell you...my ego is OUT OF CONTROL right now.

Why? you might ask. Well, let me tell you...(deja vu).

1) I just got back from an AMAZING trip to Israel! WOO! It was so fun and for some reason that makes me feel like I'm the shiz. I single-handedly made Israel a great country and a fun place to visit. And, if that's not enough, I also made it rain while I was there. I don't know if you know this but Israel is having a BIG water crisis right now...

2) I just got back from an AMAZING trip to Israel where I got to basically, in a nice way, without yelling, tell 48 people what to do all the time. Sure, they didn't actually LISTEN to me when I was talking or do what I asked them to but still.

3) I had 5 people guest blog while I was gone. If 5 people, who all did a great job btw, are willing to blog for me that must mean I'm pretty special.

4) I keep on getting presents! WOW! So I got Hanukkah presents in Israel (that my mom had wrapped for me and given me ahead of time), but then I got Christmas presents last night when I got home (including this perfume that I've been wanting for 5 years:
) and I'll be getting another present tonight and more presents tomorrow. Again, I must be the shiz if people keep wanting to give me things, right?

5) People keep complimenting me. Compliments are great, aren't they? They don't cost anything and if you over-analyze everything like I do then you can just keep playing them over and over again in your head. It's the gift that keeps giving! As Bart Simpson once said "I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!".

HMMM. I think that's it.

In conclusion, thanks for all the compliments everyone and for blogging for me and for letting me tell you what to do. I missed you while I was away and I'm looking forward to blogging once again (maybe not on Monday, but DEFINITELY on Tuesday...or at the very least, Thursday) and talking to you all very soon. LOVE YOU!