What's wrong with this blog: an objective list.

1(!)

I'm new to this blog. It seems to be lists of things that don't really have anything to do with each other. Oh sure, you can always wrap some idea around the whole lot, perhaps, "This is a list of things!!!11one!!1" But who are you going to fool really? Well, me for starters, but I've caught on now haven't I, and so have all of you.

As this Venn Diagram clearly shows, a good blog post addresses a list of "things" that are relatively small compared to the list of all "things" ever. Gah!

Next problem.

2(!1)


And as we see HERE, the contributors to this blog should really learn to use Photoshop. How many Venn Diagrams have I seen on this blog hastily slapped together in Microsoft Paint? How indignant am I? (rhetorical)

3(!!!) I completely disagree with, and I'm going to make this number up, 90% of the things that are said on this blog. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING ON A MAN'S CHIN?
4(!!1!) I don't really get how Venn Diagrams work. As my erudite evil temptress girlfriend/wife famously said, "If I were to draw a Venn Diagram about how well I understand Venn Diagrams... I'm not sure what it would look like."
Truth be told, I married her for non-diagram reasons anyway.
See what I did there? I'm clearly winning this blog with my very PG-13 rated diagrams.